Archive for April, 2007

KING RANCH FOR THE CONCERNED

I didn’t grow up eating it, but King Ranch Casserole (named for, but not orginated by, the manifest destiny/occupied South Texas dream, King Ranch) became a key part of my existence when I moved back to Texas. I make it for brunch on the weekends (it is, as many point out very similar to chilaquiles, thus a stepsister of migas), as a special occasion supper (after you’ve reached a position of comfort with the person; it is a casserole and everyone eats a lot of it), or when out of town as a par examplar guilty Texas meal. In Austin, Anne Simmons and I often had the Friday night King Ranch special ( a variation on the recipe with a chipotle cream sauce) at Threadgill’s, once even bringing dates by and challenging them to an informal King Ranch eating contest (We won, obvs.)

Not being above eating/making things with two cans of soup as main ingredients, I’ve made the standby recipe so far with no complaints. (My mother has offered a low fat recipe, to which I not-so-politely refused. Matt Martinez worked up a beef version that’s a little more scratchy) I’ve also threatened to make it for vegetarians with some sort of chicken substitute. But being of the mind that there’s many worse things to do than make a nice sauce, I’d been itching to take the cans (tomatoes don’t count) out of the recipe. The original recipe calls for boiling a whole chicken and picking the meat off the carcass, a time-consuming, unrewarding step if there ever was one. So use supermarket boneless/skinless instead, poach them, and you come out ahead.

Sure I think writing about food on a blog is bourgy and boring, but I saw an information need in that there were no recipes for “King Ranch no soup” that I could find on the net, and that this turned out well. It’s not like I put up a picture, either. You all know what a casserole looks like.

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who are you and why are you here?

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Does anyone else think that RP was copping an unmistakable Ross McElwhee tone last night on America at the Biggest Fucking Mess? And that his hopeful/doddering/bemused narration was uniquely  scary (because I can’t say it was comparatively scary- because compared to everything else: on the sly prisons, all out civil war, etc- his talking wasn’t all that scary) ?

sponge bob no way

Do you know what’s disgusting? That BK commercial where the dude goes “Sponge Bob No Pants!” How gross is it that I have to think about both chicken fries (not worth the hype) and that dude’s penis? (I will not make that joke.)

Fast food commericials now either appeal to 9 year-olds or to people who only eat fast food ironically. There’s a DQ commercial, it was on during the basketball game last night, that has a middle aged man in a room with wood paneling (read, red state poor) torturing teen boys with a Blizzard. Whatevs, you say, until you realize that someone who went to college and most likely lives in a city without a Dairy Queen wrote it. NOT COOL MAN! I love DQ unironically, but what kind of smug disaffected person laughs at reenactments of sex abuse for a class-signified frozen dessert?

My favorite tv suprise of late? The Houston Planning Commission on public access. Although this city ’s interpretation of “planning” is really liberal, for an hour you can watch elderly 5th ward residents making everyone feel terrrible, commission board members making bad jokes, squeaky wheel gentrifiers doing repeat face offs with respected neighborhood ladies, and everyone rolling their eyes at the stream of middle-aged white people complaining about “lights and noise”.

Also, and how awesome is Gwen Ifill?