T-Pain,
It’s the end of the semester, y’know, and I haven’t checked in, but it’s urgent that I tell you that I know what you are up to! You are, through sloppy alchemy, combining two genres of pop music: the woeful casual sex wail of top 40 hits of the 1970s, and the jams about strippers of the 2000s that only make sense when you dance to them at Chances. It’s okay with me, but you are a cheeseball. This “Ima take you home with MEEEE!” is nothing else but “OH WHAT A NIIIGHT!”
And also, I like how you allude to your basic Gene Hackman fandom with “I luv The Conversation” Who fucking doesn’t? I took a page from Anthony Lane this week and immediately watched Baby Face, I think you’d like it.
xo,
pizza
This post had me laughing out loud, esp. the line about “The Conversation.” You are crazy, girl. Happy Cinco de Mayo!
Dude, I plan to celebrate Cinco in style- at yet another h-town gay bar. Let’s hope that they play my man!